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    "If you don’t want a man unhappy politically, don’t give him two sides to a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none. Let him forget there is such a thing as war. If the Government is inefficient, top? heavy, and tax? mad, better it be all those than that people worry over it. Peace, Montag. Give the people contests they win by remembering the words to more popular songs or the names of state capitals or how much corn Iowa grew last year. Cram them full of non-combustible data, chock them so damned full of ‘facts’ they feel stuffed, but absolutely `brilliant’ with information.

    Then they’ll feel they’re thinking, they’ll get a sense of motion without moving. And they’ll be happy, because facts of that sort don’t change.

    Don’t give them any slippery stuff like philosophy or sociology to tie things up with. That way lies melancholy. Any man who can take a TV wall apart and put it back together again, and most men can nowadays, is happier than any man who tries to slide, rule, measure, and equate the universe, which just won’t be measured or equated without making man feel bestial and lonely. I know, I’ve tried it; to hell with it.

    So bring on your clubs and parties, your acrobats and magicians, your dare-devils, jet cars, motorcycle helicopters, your sex and heroin, more of everything to do with automatic reflex. If the drama is bad, if the film says nothing, if the play is hollow, sting me with the theremin, loudly. I’ll think I’m responding to the play, when it’s only a tactile reaction to vibration. But I don’t care. I just like solid entertainment.”

    "
    — 

    -Ray Bradbury -Fahrenheit 451-

    (and don’t you dare telling me internet isn’t bad)

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  2. deanismypatronass:

    cocolooo:

    deanismypatronass:

    cocolooo:

    i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

    I don’t believe such a thing exists

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    I was mistaken

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  4. dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

    thebaconsandwichofregret:

    ultrafacts:

    dominusr:

    ultrafacts:

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    Passport pl- 

    I AM THE QUEEN

    The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

    So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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  5. Harley Quinn #7

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  6. "

    When you are 13 years old,
    the heat will be turned up too high
    and the stars will not be in your favor.
    You will hide behind a bookcase
    with your family and everything left behind.
    You will pour an ocean into a diary.
    When they find you, you will be nothing
    but a spark above a burning bush,
    still, tell them
    Despite everything, I really believe people are good at heart.

    When you are 14,
    a voice will call you to greatness.
    When the doubters call you crazy, do not listen.
    They don’t know the sound
    of their own God’s whisper. Use your armor,
    use your sword, use your two good hands.
    Do not let their doubting
    drown out the sound of your own heartbeat.
    You are the Maid of Untamed Patriotism.
    Born to lead armies into victory and unite a nation
    like a broken heart.

    When you are 15, you will be punished
    for learning too proudly. A man
    will climb onto your school bus and insist
    your sisters name you enemy.
    When you do not hide,
    he will point his gun at your temple
    and fire three times. Three years later,
    in an ocean of words, with no apologies,
    you will stand before the leaders of the world
    and tell them your country is burning.

    When you are 16 years old,
    you will invent science fiction.
    The story of a man named Frankenstein
    and his creation. Soon after you will learn
    that little girls with big ideas are more terrifying
    than monsters, but don’t worry.
    You will be remembered long after
    they have put down their torches.

    When you are 17 years old,
    you will strike out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig
    one right after the other.
    Men will be afraid of the lightening
    in your fingertips. A few days later
    you will be fired from the major leagues
    because “Girls are too delicate to play baseball”

    You will turn 18 with a baby on your back
    leading Lewis and Clark
    across North America.

    You will turn 18 
    and become queen of the Nile.

    You will turn 18 
    and bring justice to journalism.

    You are now 18, standing on the precipice,
    trembling before your own greatness.

    This is your call to leap.

    There will always being those
    who say you are too young and delicate
    to make anything happen for yourself.
    They don’t see the part of you that smolders.
    Don’t let their doubting drown out the sound
    of your own heartbeat.

    You are the first drop of a hurricane.
    Your bravery builds beyond you. You are needed
    by all the little girls still living in secret,
    writing oceans made of monsters and
    throwing like lightening.

    You don’t need to grow up to find greatness.
    You are stronger than the world has ever believed you to be.
    The world laid out before you to set on fire.
    All you have to do
    is burn.

    "
     
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  8. celestia:

    once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

    (via trynne)

     
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  10. breadmaakesyoufat:

    i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

    "oh no my potato"

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  12. theblackestwidow:

    THIS MAN IS A GIFT.

    (Source: sandandglass, via themunchking)